Fucking Unicorns

Absurd, impossible, dangerous. There is no way to tell where a Fucking Unicorns show will end up, though there is usually blood. To witness is to stare wide-eyed and head-shaking in disbelief and with your faith in humanity utterly destroyed. Other bands claim they are punk, but after you see these guys you will laugh at their puny bleating. A spectacle you cannot forget, though you may wish you could.