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Boss Moustache Rock from Kingston Ontario
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Johnny Cone & Red Sanchez
613-583-4065
Clipped from Odin's mighty beard and falling to Earth fully formed, the LazerBear walks the planet as the king of all bears. As strong and nimble as a typical bear, yet infused with lazery goodness, it is the ultimate apex predator. In human form, it exhibits bearlike dominance in the ancient art of Boss Moustache Rock.

Featuing Johnny Cone (melodies) & The Sanch (rhythm).