Event Description

Hear ye! Hear ye! The Motion Before the House: This Improv Show Will Descend Into Glorious Chaos.

The Moderator (wearing an Hawaiian Shirt):
Order! Order! Tonight’s proceedings shall be conducted by a panel of entirely unqualified, wildly costumed individuals who insist they are experts in absolutely everything.

The Vampire Aristocrat (cape billowing, fangs out):
I submit that this improv show will be elegant, immortal, and fueled by the audience’s darkest suggestions.

The Time-Traveling Cowboy (spurs jangling, ray gun misfiring):
Objection! I’ve already seen the future, and it involves nonsense, betrayal, and at least three characters who shouldn’t exist at the same time.

The Mad Scientist (lab coat, lightning):
Point of chaos! Every scene will be invented on the spot using audience input, volatile imagination, and very questionable logic!

The Goblin Populist (too much confidence, not enough shoes):
The people demand laughs! And possibly a coup!

The Moderator:
So noted. This fully improvised debate will feature bold arguments, unhinged rebuttals, surprise alliances, and characters who refuse to stay on topic—or in reality. No scripts. No safety rails. Just performers in full costume arguing passionately about things they just made up.

Final Resolution:
Audience members will shout suggestions. The characters will fight for control. Sanity will lose.
Attend and bear witness to the only debate where everyone is wrong, everyone is loud, and the chaos is unanimous. See less